Kindergarten is a Hoot!: Fun Songs

I'm Being Eaten by a Boa Constrictor

I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor.

I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,

And I don't like it one bit.

Oh no, he's up to my toes! (Bend down and touch toes.)

Oh gees, he's up to my knees! (Touch knees.)

Oh fiddle, he's up to my middle! (Touch tummy.)

Oh bleck, he's up to my neck! (Touch neck.)

Oh dread, he's up to my....(Touch head.)

GULP! (Clap hands above head.)

Hermie the Worm

Sittin' on a bench, chewin' some bubble gum. (Pretend to chew four times.)

Playin' with my yo-yo. (Say woo-woo.)

When along came Hermie the worm,

And he was this big. (Hold hands 4-5 inches apart.)

I said, "Hermie, what happened?"

He said, (whisper) "I ate my sister."

Sittin' on a bench, chewin' some bubble gum. (Pretend to chew four times.)

Playin' with my yo-yo. (Say woo-woo.)

When along came Hermie the worm,

And he was this big. (Hold hands a foot apart.)

I said, "Hermie, what happened?"

He said, (whisper) "I ate my brother."

Sittin' on a bench, chewin' some bubble gum. (Pretend to chew four times.)

Playin' with my yo-yo. (Say woo-woo.)

When along came Hermie the worm,

And he was this big. (Hold hands a couple feet apart.)

I said, "Hermie, what happened?"

He said, (whisper) "I ate my mother."

Sittin' on a bench, chewin' some bubble gum. (Pretend to chew four times.)

Playin' with my yo-yo. (Say woo-woo.)

When along came Hermie the worm,

And he was this big. (Hold hands wide open.)

I said, "Hermie, what happened?"

He said, (whisper) "I ate my father."

Sittin' on a bench, chewin' some bubble gum. (Pretend to chew four times.)

Playin' with my yo-yo. (Say woo-woo.)

When along came Hermie the worm,

And he was this big. (Hold hands 3 inces apart.)

I said, "Hermie, what happened?"

He said, "I burped."

Baby Bumblebee

(Cup hands together as if holding a bee)

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,

Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,

(Shake hands as if stung)

Ouch! It stung me!

("Squish" bee between palms of hands)

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,

Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,

(Open up hands to look at "mess")

Eeew! It's yucky!

(Wipe hands off on shirt or pants)

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,

Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,

(Hold hands up to show they are clean)

Now my mommy won't be mad at me!